I just got laid

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  1. renchfrieswith

    renchfrieswith Well-Known Member VIP

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    She was a girl who is into yoga.

    It was some amazing shit.
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    renchfrieswith Well-Known Member VIP

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    I don't give a fuck about your sarcasm.

    Because I just got laid.
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    Krusty New Member

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    I bet you got all excited that someone finally posted in your thread. You clicked on it to see what I typed and got a little sad when you saw a tumbleweed gif .
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    renchfrieswith Well-Known Member VIP

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    Whatever, faggit.
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to hear more about the yoga sex. Freaky positions? I'm thinking twisty, bendy stuff like those kiddy drink straws.
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    Gomez Well-Known Member VIP

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    instead of posting on an Internet b-board, you shoulda been next to her cuddling
    that way she gives you some more in the morning re: morning wood
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    Reggae Mistress VIP Extreme Gold

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    Was it tantric sex or just sex with a flexible chick?
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    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    I got laid this morning too .... I was in the shower by myself ....
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    Kanye West Yeezus! VIP

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    are we supposed to be amazed that you finally got laid?
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    I am happy for the OP.

    See----------------> :)
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    I am :dontknow:
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    wow..this must be quite the rare occasion!!!
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    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    Please celebrate your 1,000th post.
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    Billy is All About That Bass VIP

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    I just saw a squirrel shit for the first time in my life.
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    American or Dutch hewer?
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    Yoga teaches you Hindu prayer poses.
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    Apple the cat Rockin' the catbox Gold

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    Yeah, I'd like to hear some details myself... did she do the pretzel move???
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    renchfrieswith Well-Known Member VIP

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    She was super flexible and the way she moved was unlike any other girl I've been with. It was really, really good. Plus, she had an incredible figure.

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