I just jerked off, busted a nut on the the floor and the dog licked it up.

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member

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    I feel kind of gross.

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  2. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Shot Dead

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    You've had quite a night. :crazy2:
  3. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    The fact that you jerk off with the dog in the room is also kind of fucked up, yo. :scared:
  4. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    my sheltie once came out of my gfs bath room with a used tampon in its mouth...
  5. Scott

    Scott Beach Bum VIP

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    Male or female dog? It matters.
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    wanker New Member

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    male, he was born with an xtra vertebra loved that lil guy, had to put down
  7. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member

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    Well ... thank you sir. Her cunt is tight. She's a bitch. No queer here!
  8. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    bertman19 Member VIP

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    Were you masturbating to your dog? Sounds like the dog knew what to expect from you and your cock.
  10. bobtraw

    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    I don't know if this is worse or not but we had a cat once who went out for a stroll around the neighborhood and brought someone else's used tampon to our door.
  11. Pony

    Pony Active Member

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    Way worse.
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    tomtom New Member

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    My ex girlfriend and I were fooling around, she went down on me and I look up and there is my dog just staring at us. I had to put her out of the room. Too weird. She was cool though, the next day I took her for a walk and she acted like she didn't see anything.
  13. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    You've obviously never had a dog. They'll lick anything. Anti-freeze even. :scared:
  14. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    dogs will eat their own turds....:grad:
  15. wanker

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    mmm worse id say

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