I just took a massive, life altering shit

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  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    ...I am now filled with a renewed hope for the future of mankind. That is all. Thank you.
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    HAL looks like one of The Croods.
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    Robert of Trawr! :derp:
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    for whatever reason you are one of my favorite posters. however, your numerous reports about feces release is vomit inducing.
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    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    But surely you have experienced a pivotal moment such as this?
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    i guess so, but not at your alarming frequency.
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    Wow me too. My pants fit better now :up:

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    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    Amazing isn't it?
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    Examine and Categorize, please.. :coffee:
    also Rank if you so desire..

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    I just took another one. I must have been backed up due to holiday stress. At least this way if I die on the trip home the paramedics won't have as big a mess to clean up.

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    Human enema. :emperor:
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    Leave me out of this. :no:
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    I am finding that the older I get the more help I need in that department. ie: pro biotics and fiber. with this in mind I am double duty/doody in cleaning my starfish. I have wipes and yet no matter how many times I wipe I still come away is residual residue. ITs very frustrating and I always have that not so fresh feeling.:facepalm:
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    :secret: water
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    :secret: bullet
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    this
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    :secret: Mario
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    a bullet would be better
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    I had a nearly life altering one yesterday. I was surrounded by family and friends at home and that familiar feeling hit. I started to stand up and, at about halfway up, I realized that if I go fully erect, an embarrassing incident would take place. I froze in place, half standing, half sitting, until it passed. I was finally able to fully stand and it happened again. I made it to the pooh room after about 3 or 4 agonizing minutes and broke a Christmas day tonnage record.

    I blame the several hours of wine drinking followed by a huge meal, followed by large amounts of coffee.

    I felt like dancing after I got out of the bathroom.

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