I like to play with myself when I read the bible

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member

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    Everytime i read the Bible my penis stand up straight away, i get somwhat playfull and start feeling it. I squees it till it turns blue and i start jacking off, and now the pages are stuck together with my cum. could you please send me another bible Howard Stern??
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    There's a ton of hawt pervin' goin' on in there....incest, bestiality, UH, sodomy, etc. :jerk:
  3. gridman

    gridman Slow Rollin Low Gold

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    This place is going to shit ...everyone with the gimmick :rolleye:
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    when I was a kid and heard that god made Eve put clothes on it made me hate him even more
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    It's like a virus or something.....
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    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    Is your gimmick being a grouch?
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    gridman Slow Rollin Low Gold

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    no..Calling things like I see it
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    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    That's something grouchy people say.
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    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    "I don't mean anything bad by saying he was trying to Jew me down, I'm just calling it like I see it!" That's how racist asswipes and confused elderly people get away with saying vitriolic crap.
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    gridman Slow Rollin Low Gold

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    Then I guess you pegged me
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I'm a confused elderly racist asswipe, and vitriolic crap is mah faaaaavorite kind of crap, except maybe impotent rage.... :no:
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    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    I have so much impotent rage, too!

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