I missed my regularly scheduled dump this morning

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  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    ....and the cumulative pressure buildup throughout the day resulted in me blowing my
    L 5 vertebrae out my sphincter with tremendous force, cracking the porcelain in the
    toilet bowl at work and causing untold damage to the aforementioned terlet. Don't try
    this at home.

    :grad:
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    bump lol jdwhatever. :jj:
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    lol sphincter lol buttpain lol toilet :emperor:
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    :wub:
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    pics or ur full of shit
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    Costanzer! :up:
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    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    I'm quite the opposite now, thanks to the volcanic horrors of this afternoon.
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    Your shit threads make up for you missing your morning shit.
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    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    Excellent point. :grad:
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    i took a dump so big yesterday that i'm pretty sure i shit out my soul.
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    omg have you read my big lots adventure? diabolical poopfesst in there. lol i said poopfest.
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    Poopfest. :jj:
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    i know right? :c
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    Missing a movement or having sudden stomach cramps is cause for great concern :grad:
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    So one of your vertebrae shot out yer shitpipe?

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