I need some tips.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    I need some tips on some evil shit to do to somebody. EVIL - remember who you're dealing with here. I've smashed out windows with bats, wiped out toilet bowls with my ex's toothbrush, sliced tires...

    I gotta step up my game without going to jail.
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    Popeye Saavedra New Member

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    I have a tip for you.
  3. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'll give you a tip

    THE TIP OF MY COCK, OHHHHHHHH!


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  4. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Well-Known Member

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    This for your sister-in-law?
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    BearShit Well-Known Member VIP

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    using a bat on a window is way too much work.

    just use porcelain
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    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Live better than them
  7. Avery

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    Put your dog's shit under their car door handle.
  8. Oderus

    Oderus HellDamnShitFuck VIP

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    torch their shed, slippy. Torch it!
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Yes. :facepalm: She won't stop. She's psychotic. I think if she just went back on her meds it wouldn't be this fucked up, and if my brother wasn't living here I wouldn't be so exposed to it. But she's not, and he is. I feel sick to my stomach.

    Funny you should say that, the day I took out the windows he had 2 skinny little windows on each side of the front door. I was MAD, and I'm a lot stronger than I look - I beat the fucking SHIT out of those 2 fuckers and couldn't take them out. The rest of the windows were easy though.
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    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    Move your brother into their basement.
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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    This. Living well is the best revenge.
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    xyster beloved member VIP

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    1 buy gun
    2 point towards head
    3 pull triger
  13. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member

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    neg rep them.
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    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    She actually DOES have a shed! But she's also got my 2 nephews. I'd never ever do anything to jeopardize their safety.
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    have her birth certificate voided. then have her declared a french canadian.

    that's probably the worst you can do next to.... wait ! i know! get her a date with Mutt!
  16. Popeye Saavedra

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    See post #2.
  17. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Covered. She keeps poking my life with a stick from the outside though.
  18. Ron Decline

    Ron Decline New Member Shot Dead

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    Cars and Super Glue can be a bad combo.

    First, glue on the gas cap.

    Then, cover toothpicks with glue and stick them in the door locks.

    Steal someone's mobility.
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Oh that IS evil!
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    Pay me, and Ill handle it

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