i smothered my asshole in maple syrup and sat on a red ant hill...

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  1. cheezedbyfate

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    it burns a little.....
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    mmmmmmmm....
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    I actually had ants in my pants more than once. Not fun or funny.
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    did they get "in there?"
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    real maple syrup?
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    No, but they bit me all over the exterior
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    I would eat red ants out of rm's ass
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    No Shine. Red Ants leave horrible bite marks that swell up into blisters. You can eat black or carpenter ants out of my ass :yes:
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    no high fructose corn syrup fo dis nugga.....
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    :cheer:
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    i played that when i was kid
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    Cootie Games :yay:
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    mmmm....the heat of my burning mangina is carmelizing the syrup.......
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    There's a sentence you don't hear every day.
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    I know :nocheer:
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    but when the opprotunity does once in a lifetime occur one should partake fer sure

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