I support Dawg's Saloon policy of affirmative action for female posters

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lucky Pierre, Jan 6, 2013.

  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    In terms of the quality/entertainment value of their posts, the average female poster delivers this (metaphorically speaking):



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    yet... because they are female..... our policy, which I support 100%, is to react like their posts are really...





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    I would just like to say publically and for the record this is the right thing to do and for the greater good.
  2. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    I went to costco yesterday. No issues at all.
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    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    Self-hating white man how unique :coffee:
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    pitfall was a awesome game bro.
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    That dude in the red spandex has a huge package.
  7. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I see what you saying. :hhh:
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    who gets french fries at Luger's?

    you get home fries.
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    so the taint is actually the perineum (?)
    I never knew that :dontknow:
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    Made me look! :eek:
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    i heard a nurse talk about doing peri-cares. i didn't know she meant she was rubbing someone's taint.
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    What's wrong with Jm J. Bullock? :dontknow:
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    ET was the worst
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    [video=youtube_share;KP0e5mwkp84]http://youtu.be/KP0e5mwkp84[/video]
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    I would like some exhibits of what is considered optimum male posting. That way we, the marginalized female poster population, will be able to examine and emulate the acceptable standard of sentence structure, syntax, and overall thematic quality.
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    That post was better than Pitfall.
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    that's the beauty! as a female (if you are one) you don't have to worry about that. start a thread saying something like, "I think I prefer my cat over my husband" with only "lol" in the first message and you've got a 200+ thread

    done.
  20. bobtraw

    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    Do you have to be considered "sexy" by all of the mutants here to get 200+ posts, Pierre?

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