I think a coworker of mine hit the $50 Million Powerball this week

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  1. Lumpy

    Lumpy Active Member

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    Ticket sold Wednesday at a Supermarket in St. Pete.
    Yesterday this dude comes to work....finds a newspaper....looks at the numbers and split....won't answer his phone.....MIA.

    Congrats Matt.....if it is you dude.
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    was there a shit stain on his chair?
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ...or cum
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    The Colonel lives! :juggalo:
  5. Lumpy

    Lumpy Active Member

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    I don't think he even had a moment to sit.
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    Lumpy Active Member

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    Hello Naz
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    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    What is wrong with your organs that you think people involuntarily excrete when they receive good news?
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    If true, he is actually doing what most lawyers and financial planners tell you to do...MIA, all the way for at least a few weeks.
  9. stripes

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    & dig a moat around your house, fill with gators, change your name, disown your family to start.:coffee:
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    Kinda. More like take the numbers off your house, rip the mailbox out of the ground and move immediately without telling anyone where you went...
  11. bobtraw

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    Isn't it throwing your money in the trash, though, 99 percent of the time?
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    That's exactly the way I'd handle it. Disappear.
  13. O Face

    O Face Well-Known Member VIP

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    Oh not me. I would do what 300 million dollar powerball winner Jack Whittaker did. I would buy an Escalade and go to a shitty strip bar and leave a briefcase with $550K in it laying on the passenger seat while I hung out there hours after it closed.
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    A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"
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    is it possible for no one to know, or they have to make it public?
    i don't even know if id want to win, i have enough people bumming money off me already.
    then if you don't give enough(and it's never enough), you are the bad guy
  16. O Face

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    This is a great point. I wouldn't want $50M either :rolleyes:
  17. Reggae Mistress

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    Depends on the state and which jackpot you win. The big multistate jackpots have a clause that they must reveal your name but the winner can decide if they would like to have more information revealed to the media.
  18. stripes

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    i would buy a nice private lake house, not too big & build a garage for toys, cars/bikes etc.
  19. babybear

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    just let me win and i'm out of AZ and back to N.J. where i belong.
    nice home at the shore and a new Ford Raptor pick-up and i'm all set.
  20. Stew Nod

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    The odds are in favor of Lumpy's pal just fucking around...but ya never know

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