I want to eat something out of the trash... help me plz.

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  1. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling New Member Shot Dead

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    You see, last night I threw away a bean and cheese burrito. It was from a local place, wrapped in good all-american foil.
    I often do this at the end of a night of eating, throwing away my leftovers and saying to myself, "Okay, tomorrow I'll start eating healthy again."

    WELL

    I got home tonight after work and class and thought to myself, "HOLY FUCK THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD BURRITO JUST SITTING IN THE TRASH!"

    HOWEVER

    The litter was changed last night (two cats, lol) and the bag of litter sat on top of my burrito.
    All night.

    HERE IS MY LOGIC:
    The burrito was wrapped in foil.
    The litter was encased in a thick plastic bag.
    The burrito is safe.

    MY QUESTION IS THIS:

    Should I eat the burrito?
  2. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V New Member Shot Dead

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    No. Once u cross that line all hope is lost. Stay strong.
  3. Napoleon V

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    U will feel better by not eating it.
  4. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling New Member Shot Dead

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    This really should have been sent as a message to Animalgod.
    He would know.
  5. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling New Member Shot Dead

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    It's just sitting there!
  6. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    there's no coming back from this one if you eat it.
  7. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling New Member Shot Dead

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    Let me post pictures.
    This will allow us all to make a better decision.
  8. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling New Member Shot Dead

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    Don't be so DAMNED CLOSED MINDED ABOUT BURRITOS.
  9. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V New Member Shot Dead

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    Forget about it man! You need to set boundaries. Once it's in the trash it's gone forever!
  10. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    let it go, man
  11. Schmoopy

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    You sir are no George Costanza. :nono:
  12. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Fresh burrito. Really. My treat.

    No cat shit burritos.
  13. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    Buttfuck your girlfriend instead. Then go get a burrito.
  14. Schmoopy

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    [video=youtube;KKC5jjFkfgo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKC5jjFkfgo[/video]
  15. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    it was probably barely edible when it was served and now it hasn't been properly refrigerated for 24 hours.

    HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
  16. Schmoopy

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    This is something BM would do but not you.
  17. Shean5150

    Shean5150 Well-Known Member

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    if its just bean and cheese you should be just fine
  18. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    if the burrito were on a table or counter, then i'd say go for it. in a trash bag under cat litter? you gonna get worms son. butt'werms.
  19. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling New Member Shot Dead

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    pictures
    yes.
  20. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member VIP

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    I remember trying to stop my dog from eating the kitty litter encrusted poopy from the litter box when I was young. I was not successful.

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