i was having vaginal sex with a girl in college and she queefed

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  1. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    she wasn't even embarrassed or anything. i know she knew she queefed, but she pretended like nothing happened. i was happy that it didn't smell. nothing worse than a smelly queef. :c

    this is a true story. it was my first experience with an actively queefing girl.
  2. newcastlefan

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    at least you weren't having oral sex with her and she queefed. be thankful for that.
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    gwartney Naturally Autodidactic Gold

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    If you were inside of her, your pumping action was likely the cause of the queef. I've had that happen.
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    Thank you. It's not like that happens involuntarily all the time. It was dinkus' fault.
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    Lol. I make this happen on purpose.
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    good point. it didn't bug me at all, but the fact that she just didn't seem to care was weird. if my dick farted during sex i'd be all embarrassed. she was a nice girl too.

    good point. maybe i should have been embarrassed.
  7. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    that;s disrespectful.
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Hell yeah..Thats when you know you are hitting it right. When it sounds like a work boot stuck in the mud.
  9. GHP

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    The proper response is, "I'm sorry my dick made you queef. Shall we continue?"
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    Farts with anal are the best
  11. gwartney

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    I like the sound of her vag slamming shut when I suddenly remove my penis.
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    Yeah. But it's lulzy.
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    so proper ettiqutte is for me to validate the queef and accept responsibility. i am going to remember that for next time.
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    I made my screen name in honor of yours.
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    Thats a big vag :hole:
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    gwartney Naturally Autodidactic Gold

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    Fixed
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    Proper ettiquitte is to laugh. Then go downtown.
  18. GHP

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    If you ripped a big nasty fart at dinner would you both pretend like nothing happened?
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    Women who have lots of babies sometimes are so baggy inside that when the baby is ready to be bornt it falls out on the street while the lady is getting into a taxi.
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    ok :right:

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