I was in a car accident tonight - OH MY GOD

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  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    I drive a Dodge Ram 1500, it has a hemi. I was pulling on to my side street today and all the parking was taken (I have to park on the sidestreet - no garage or parking lot) and I got mad. I hit the gas a little and the truck took off, BIG time. The side street dead ends pretty quick, and it's a very short street. The truck accelerates quickly and I'm pressing the break as hard as I can - I'm heading directly for two houses. I can't stop the truck and I plow EXACTLY INBETWEEN THE TWO HOUSES. The only thing I hit was a wood fence, and I took it out. Nobody was hurt, I got right out of the truck. HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. I am one lucky motherfucker - nobody was hurt. Lady living at one of the houses said she was sitting on her step - BETWEEN the two houses five minutes before the accident. My truck has two busted headlights and a FUCKED radiator - needs tons of repairs, but I'm insured. I don't know if A) the truck accelerated out of control on its own, and my slamming on the breaks did nothing, B) I was slamming my foot on the gas instead - I remember the trucks ABS kicking in but the truck just skidding (no skid marks on road, but the roads were soaked), C) A combination of me hitting the gas and break at the same time. What a royally fucked Monday.:facepalm:
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    My airbag did not inflate either
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    Cool so it was road rage :iohi5:
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    I have read one sentence, and need to ask an important question....


    You're a chick, right?
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    Gas=Go
    Brake=Stop
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    No
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    accidents suck
    glad to hear you're OK
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    Obama won't ban Dodge Rams with HEMI's since the gov't owns GM so you're safe.
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    Fuck no, I'm 225 and 6'3"
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    Don't drink and drive, kids. :nono:



    Glad no one got hurt though. :up:
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    Thank god the internet exists for you to be able to share stories of complete and total shame with strangers like us. :c
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    A big chick? :munch:
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    Very crazy shit, the truck hardly fit between the two houses. Unfuckingbelievable to be honest
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    Completely sober heading home after the gym and work
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    Chrysler owns Dodge. Fuck!
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    I'm probably going to get fucked in the ass on this one
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    If you met Dave on the street he would scream like a girl and cringe
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    You are awfully big for an Asian. If not a chick, the only possible explanation.

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