If you caught your mom taking bbc

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  1. baltimore mike

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    would you tell your dad?
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    My dad is black so what was the question?
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    Did you?
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    My mom is 70 and my dad is dead. Thanks for your concern
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    what?
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    im saying when you were younger
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    now we have a beginning to Mike's timeline of perversion
    how old were you Mike?
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    Mike when did your fascination with bbc begin?
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    I'm bi racial you idiot.
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    This thread is full of new information about Mike. This explains a lot of things.
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    I have three sisters, so my mom only had sex four times. Don't be gross.
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    When did you start dreaming about your mom getting some BBC action?

    In fact, when did you start dreaming about your dad getting BBC? :drool:
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    Once my dad told me a little sex story, I looked at him and said "Ok, so that was the night you conceived me. That gives one more sex story and that's it". :jj:
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    why do i still click on these threads????:facepalm:
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    you may need a nap
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    The night before my wedding, my mom told me there was this nasty dirty thing he was gonna ask me to do and that I should just do it and try to think about getting new curtains or something.
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    Did you follow the advice?
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    how often did your mom get new curtains or something?
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    She thought I was a virgin :( so no.
    4 times.

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