If you won the Powerball tonight. . .

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  1. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    If you won the Powerball tonight, what would you do with the dough? The jackpot is now $550 million, $360 million cash value (guess that's for the lump-sum?). Assume after taxes it will be something around $200 million, free-and-clear, all yours, fuck-you-money.

    What do you do?

    I know one thing that would be a must is a train trip on the Orient Express to check out Europe for 2 months.
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    Dainty Jainty New Member

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    Quit the job, get a nice temporary apartment while I arrange for the purchase of a nice house and land.
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    How much would an Orient Express train trip cost?
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    itpdude New Member

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    The job is a no-brainer. Done with that shit. I wouldn't even bother with a notice. . . . well, yeah, I guess I would in this form via a phone-call: "I quit."

    Hang up.
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    Do not tell the wife.
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    The hounding you would receive from everybody and their mother would be unbearable. I would have to move out of state and lay low for a little while.....in luxury
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    An example of one leg is a five day from London to Venice starts at 5,535 pounds per person which is about $8,850 right now.
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    Yeah, I already have plans on changing my number and getting out of the city ASAP while I figure out what I'll do with my current one (keep/sublet or sell).
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    Icculus Active Member

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    buy the Bucks.
  10. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    With that kind of dough, I'd rather keep it vacant than deal with tenants.

    And shit, what if you got tenants who tried to get themselves hurt in your rental and blame you in a lawsuit because they know you're loaded? Fuck that noise.
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    Mmm, you make good points!! However, my homeowner's insurance already covers injuries to anyone in my place.
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    what about a round-the-world cruise? I would buy a little house on the beach somewhere
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... VIP

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    mami and I would vanish...
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    itpdude New Member

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    Why? Do you plan on crossing this guy?

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    itpdude New Member

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    They cover injuries up to what dollar-amount? Anything over that dollar amount is YOUR baby.

    The possibility of some asshole pulling that is miniscule but I won't want to be bothered with that much.
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    NotMyBro Moderator Staff Member

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    I'd use it to woo Beth away from Howie and I'd take naked pics of her as I'm fucking her in the ass and send them to Howie to torment him.
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    I'd blow it on beer, hookers, cocaine, dope and porn.:c

    Nahhh I'd move out more into the country I guess but I like my house right outside of Philly here. I don't know if I would quit my job cause I helped start our company and I like what I do. Be nice coming to work in a lamborghini though!
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    Lol! Please post them here too! Don't forget us!!
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    Send us the pics too but use good lighting and not too much of your pecker in the shots!
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    I'd sail away with the Swedish Bikini Team . . . :D

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