I'm a stupid asshole......

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire VIP

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    This morning I was fussing around inside of my car before backing out of the garage and forgot to open the door before rolling out. BAMM!!!! Dumb ass! Zero damage to the car and minimal to the garage door which I'll fix when I get home tonight. I always thought Mrs. Lemmy would do it but....... :facepalm:
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    Oderus HellDamnShitFuck VIP

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    this is the kind of behavior Dawg was talking about.
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    lol. Now you can't be pissed at her when she does it.
  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Can I kick it?!?! VIP

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    are you confessing to be of asian descent?
  6. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire VIP

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    Neg repped by Clutch for being stupid. :toptip: :jj:
  7. Billy

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    :jj: Don't you open the garage door when you walk into the garage?
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    This wouldn't have happened if you rode one of the horses to work IMO. :ucoffee:
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    Hit and a miss
  10. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire VIP

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    I'm just confessing to being stupid. I was running late then hooking up my phone for podcast listening since I just cancelled xm/sirius so I guess I was outta my routine.
  11. Oderus

    Oderus HellDamnShitFuck VIP

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    jesus christ
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    I feel safer knowing that you are allowed to carry a gun. :jj:
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    Stupid asshole
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    Hello, my nameis Stu....Stu Paddiso.


    I've never done that, but I've hit various other stationary objects in my checkered driving career.
  16. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire VIP

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    Apparently I should. No, I usually hit the one on the visor after I get settled in and ready to go. We have barn cats that duck into the garage if it's open too long so I try to keep it open for a minimal amount of time.

    I think I did hit the button on the visor but, apparently, it's too much work to confirm the door is open in the mirror.

    I'm gonna start backing in tonight to park. I can't be trusted. :nocheer:
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    that could have gotten you killed dude
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    Wonder if he uses that little notch at the end of the barrell to dig out that hard to reach ear wax?:c
  19. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Letting the internet hype go to my head VIP

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    Hahahhaa, Lemmy. Not too long ago, I got in my car, in the driveway, and put in reverse and hit the gas pedal. Only to smash right into YKW's car, which was parked directly in back of mine. :facepalm: No damage. I felt stupid though. I didn't tell him about it, either. :D

    (I was parked right in front of his car, so my rear hit his front.)
  20. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire VIP

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    Hey, I didn't accidentally shoot anything!

    And I've only taken off one person's leg while driving at work so you are reasonably safe. :coffee:

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