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I'm noticing something more and more when I'm driving on the interstate

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Dickhead driving in the left/passing lane, doesn't yield to faster traffic (meaning me)

    after a more than reasonable amount of time, faster traffic is then forced to pass on the right

    but then....

    butthurt passive aggressive dickhead in the left lane now decides it's time to hit the gas and floor it, which creates a dangerous, awkward situation trying to get ahead of him as he's gunning it or abandon and pull in again behind him (at which point they start to slow down again).

    road rage faggotness
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  3. Billy

    Billy is All About That Bass VIP

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    Highway trolling. It's fun. Try it.

    People get really mad.
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    Gwarn1 Well-Known Member VIP

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    What's that?
  5. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    people get killed too
  6. Billy

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    Read the first post in this thread. The guy driving slow, speeding up, slowing down again is doing the trolling.
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    Mur 6 VIP

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    They are usually busy in the left lane texting.
  9. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    I think a small % are just stupid fucks acting stupid, but most are just being dickheads
  10. Mr Sinister

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    i drive a lot for work all day and that shit drives me crazy i especially hate the dildos who think they dont have to let me merge in when my lane is ending or im getting a high way.
  11. VAsiCkBoy

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    I do that shit all the time except I usually try to box the more aggressive driver in....none shall pass.

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  12. Lemmy

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    Sounds like you need more horsepower.
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    I was in rush hour traffic the other day and some dumb bitch in front of me comes to a complete stop to change lanes.
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    the merge dickheads drive me nuts.
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    That's because youre one of those fucking assholes that go all the way to the front when everybody is already merged over, we all get to wait longer because you pricks can't wait your turn
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    It's almost 2013 and women still just can't drive
  17. beatlejaws

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    i try to stay out of the fast lane. you can pass on the right around here
  18. LeAdz

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    I continue driving on the shoulder until someone lets me in or I crowbar my way over...regardless, I'm not slowing down
  19. HeinousMark

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    Oh I've been seeing that for a long time now. I truly believe in my heart, that it should not only be legal to kill them on the spot, it should be mandatory.....
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Again, on the spot execution is the way to go. When I was in the big city, I learned you usually have to fake people out when you do a lane change; If you signal and look around 80% will make a point of not letting you in....ESPECIALLY certain more heavily pigmented and swarthy type persons.....
  21. Mr Sinister

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    Nope. Just merging as normal

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