I'm seriously thinking about breaking up with my married girlfriend....

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Bitch made up some kinda lame excuse about being "unavailable" to join me for Thanksgiving dinner a few days ago..:cheer:
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    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    She's married?

    Maybe you should reconsider. This one might be a keeper, bro. No fuss, no muss.

    :c
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    Dick Gozinya Active Member

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    Tits or gtfo.
  5. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    That might be the case, if all bitches didn't come equipped with fuss and muss. :D
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire VIP

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    Her lame excuse was that she is spending time with her family. :jj:
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :D

    I know, right? That's why we're breaking up right after I bang her one last time for old times sake. :coffee:
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Best thread title/first post... ever.
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    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Good move breaking up before Xmas. Don't have to get her a gift. : oy:
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    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    But the great thing is, when she gets all fuss and muss, you can send her back to the husband. :c
  11. Dick Gozinya

    Dick Gozinya Active Member

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    Yup. Was kinda looking forward to his January 4th thread. :jj:
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    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Wait, when you have a married gf maybe you don't buy her a gift anyway. How would she explain it to her husband? :doh:

    So yeah, maybe the married gf is the way to go. Maybe just demote her to married fuck buddy.
  14. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Many women don't seem to realize how "off-putting" it is to hear about their husbands.....
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    Sleep Active Member

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    Mail a Chindo to her house.
  17. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I know, always with the "we did this" and "we did that" bullshit....fuck that. :pimp:
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    ....and the "Listen asshole I'm MARRIED"...so insensitive :boohoo:
  19. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Hey, the whole intent of this thread was to inflict come humor, let's not get too serious here, bro. :pimp:
  20. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Chyna the wrestler wrote a song about this very same thing. :ucoffee:
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    I'm gonna go on Ashley Madison and find a married woman! :yes:

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