I'm thinking about starting a cult

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  1. The Cunt

    The Cunt New Member

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    Just watched a show all about them and it seems a pretty good thing if you are a leader... You get Money, sex and power... I wonder how the fuck do you start one... maybe a CL ad?
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    hey keep that shit to other threads
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    gotta have an angle, whats yours gonna be?
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    most of 'em claim to be the messiah returned secretly to show just a few select nubile teenagers the hidden truths :coffee:
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  10. The Cunt

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    Thanks
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    As your second in command I get to have sex with all the other members wives and daughters when you are done with them?
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    you razzle-dazzle a few hundred of those Doomsday Preppers with Daniel and Revelation, and you'd have yourself a compound in no time
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    The Cunt Cult.....
  14. The Cunt

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    I don't know right now.. it's a bit late for the end of the mayan calendar thing
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    Church of the Latter Day Cunts
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    uh, no it ain't; you start with that, and then on December 22, you give your followers the new revelation that the mayaan calendar was really supposed to end on ______________.

    you kind of suck at this
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    The Black Lung Cult :sarcastic:
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    Oh no! That's it. The cult of Kubla Khan. I'll be the head priest Chalum Baloom. :wd:
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    hmmm I would have to quote bible stuff.. I'm a bit rusty on that stuff
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    No December 22 is the first day of the return of Kubla Kahn. :pissed:

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