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I'm very worried about The Swayze.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mack, Dec 16, 2012.

  1. Mack

    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    Maybe we could offer him some pointers that would help him through this rough patch.
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  3. Mack

    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    I'd suggest he quit monitoring Nikkerz via iPhone while in bed with his wife.
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    he's all rough patch. he has no not-rough patches. he's human psoriasis
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    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    He seems to seek approval by attacking others... like he'll get some message board e-cred. :(
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    Awwwww, you did it now. Get ready for literally several years of him chasing you around like a scorned bitch trying to settle some e-grudge. :jj:
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    What is wrong with him?

    Perhaps if he started up his "I'm a retard" shtick again, he might feel better?
  8. Mack

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    I return his venom with love!! He's just going thru a tough spell.

    I fear his child may have been born with a genetic abnormality and this GREATLY concerns me.
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    What's happened now? Did a pack of Jigglets attack him at Chuck E. Cheese ?????
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    He's getting alerts via iPhone every time Nikkerz posts and he attacks her with utter ferocity. I think he's transferring hatred for his mother or wife on poor Nikkerz.

    :(
  11. Mack

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    I pine for those days... remember when he used to be funny? Yeah, me neither, but I think he's suffering greatly at home.
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    I feel bad for hizz beast of a wife that squirted out that full on tard of a baby...
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    Bump, Macks' worried about me :jj:
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    When you put the gun in your mouth, angle it slightly upward so it shoots through the roof of the mouth into the brain.

    Have fun! :cheer:
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    under the chin is far more effective than a mouth shot. Mack is a "gun expert", he knows these things.
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    Under the chin, in the mouth; the important thing is the angle.
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    I've heard the ideal way is to the temple, pointing slightly downward
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    No, the brain is lateral and anterior to the temple. Pointing down will only do some sinus and jaw damage. Brain or spinal cord is the way to go.
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    Well shit

    Good to know
  20. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Well-Known Member VIP

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    But remember who we're talking about here. The bullet path is going to have to be very precise to ensure hitting the "brain".

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