Is anyone here a lawyer?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Nov 23, 2012.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike known madman

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    i may need some advice
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    Sure, what do you need.
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    BleedingGums Well-Known Member VIP

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  4. HAL

    HAL ☉_☉ VIP

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    Ask away
  5. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    Hal is a criminal trial lawyer
  6. HAL

    HAL ☉_☉ VIP

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    ya
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire VIP

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    If you actually go through with the suicide you can't be charged with the crime. :toptip:
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    baltimore mike known madman

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    i dont wanna say in public
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire VIP

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    :pedo:
  10. HAL

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    Divorce o_O
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    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    Hal is perfect for pedo cases. they're his main customers.
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    O, u fucked. :c

    Just go down to the local PD, and plead guilty now.
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    baltimore mike known madman

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    assholes
  14. Ron Decline

    Ron Decline New Member Shot Dead

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    plead insanity
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    16 year old high schoolers are not kids
  17. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster VIP

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    whoever Sandusky had, don't get him
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    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    Blame your giant head
  19. zhukov

    zhukov His brain is gone, Jim VIP

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    move to Belize
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Naturally Autodidactic Gold

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    I'm sure it will be entertaining. You might want to reconsider.

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