ITT: share your best cheating/been cheated on stories (srs) (in 4 catharsis) (5000)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

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    my body is ready....let's hear them...even if they happened to a "friend" :popcorn:
  2. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    You first. :munch2:
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    nazdrowie Sultan Of Sweat Gold

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    My wife keeps yelling at me, so I fucked her younger, hotter, fatter sister.
  4. darthnilus

    darthnilus New Member

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    I don't think we're gonna beat that one:cheer:
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    :jj:
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Well this thread was an astounding success.
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    fenderbaum New Member VIP

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    What do you mean your body is ready? What is that all about Sat? Are you fixing to step out in the GF? I do not condone infidelity.
  8. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan Of Sweat Gold

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    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

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    Don't have any :donknow:

    It means I'm ready to hear them. I'm not stepping out on her, and I don't care what you condone :rolleye:
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    You've never cheated or had someone cheat on you??
  11. Super Mario

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    A cop cheated on me. I caught him at the club . went to the second floor of the balcony and spilled a tall drink directly on his head. Got over it.
  12. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    When my ex broke up with me, 2 days later her facebook profile had her back in a relationship. No way that fucking whore wasn't cheating. :mad:
  13. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member VIP

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    when me and my ex wearnt having sex for like 2 years I finally had it and end it up cheating on him with a black guy. I just kept saying he was black so it didn't count.
  14. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    :jj:
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    Take it easy there Sat, I meant no harm, just odd that someone would ask about such a touchy and personal topic. Look at it this way, why would a person not at all intending on making a hamburger inquire about the best hamburger recipes? Anyhow I hope you are well my friend.
  16. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I got a handjob from a toothless hooker that bought crack for me, in my car. I had a girlfriend. That's the worst thing I've ever done, and now it's out there.
  17. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Toothless hooker and you didn't even get a bj from that? What's the point? :dontknow:
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  18. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Shot Dead

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    I cheat on my girlfriend all the time. I don't think its a big deal.

    I am 99.9% positive that no one has ever cheated on me. I'd be fucking pissed if my girlfriend did.
  19. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy Shedding the Velvet. Gold

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    I don't cheat and as far as I know no one has ever cheated on me.
  20. idiotbox

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    Best thread tag ever.

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