JD is a writer now?

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  1. rilagent

    rilagent Well-Known Member Shot Dead

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    Before I bailed on the Howard TV episode “JD's Bedroom and his Trophies" Howard was playfully mocking JD for an idea for a bit he wrote for Howard to use on the Jimmy Kimmel show.

    JD a writer? I know without JD’s youtube clips the show would lose 30% of its content, but now a writer? Is that why the Mordred system was implemented so Howard can conveniently exploit his starvation waged employees even more?

    Can you imagine what a brainstorming session is like with all of these untalented hacks and sycophants all belching out what they call ideas? How does Gary, Goodstein and Howard approve these ideas we've been seeing? It explains how “Bobo's Swap Shop" and “Dumb as Rocks" and “Sour Shoes soiling his pants Part II" got on the air.

    3 more years of this.
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    There's no more quality control now on The Howard Stern Show. Hasn't been since Jackie left . . .
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    JD claims he is funny on twitter. He is not! Howard making fun of JD is sometimes funny that's it!
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    I have a theory that the fall of the show can be traced to JD's emergence, but I can't be bothered to type that wacked out wall of text.
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    SouthernListen PLATINUM SPONSOR VIP

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    I'll put JD's comedy writing up against any 12 y/o around.
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    JD is probably the mastermind of the entire show. Which explains the current status of the entire show.
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    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    Quality control is the Head Writer's job. Obviously, that's why they have Benjy in there to weed out the humor from all the painfully unfunny wastes of air time. After all, the HSS is a professional operation and not just some tremendously over-rated, has-been douchebag with a room full of no-talent idiots.
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    Tinman is Alive and Ticking Gold

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    The correct answer is Benji, as soon as the herpes ridden sweathog entered the picture the writing on the Show went south.
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    JD's a writer, Will's a comedian, Gary's a broadcaster, Jon's a food critic, Benjy's a singer, Ronnie's an actor, Lisa G's a pin-up, Robin's a health spokesperson & Howard's a judge.
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    Murcielago Well-Known Member

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    And this is a "super model".

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    rilagent Well-Known Member Shot Dead

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    LOL


    It's like that old joke Stuttering John used on Ringo Star: "What did you do with the money? What money? The money your mother gave you for singing lessons".

    Except, now its: "What did you do with the money? What money? The tens of millions of dollars you were paid to produce live entertainment for the channels".

    Howard is the John Corzine of Sirius.
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    Mr Fantastic Meat Pocket Aficionado VIP

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    Not sure if I'd be admitting to subscribing to HTV if I were you. :facepalm:


    I hope you were using a service.
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    rilagent Well-Known Member Shot Dead

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    I wouldn't and I'm not.
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    Mr Fantastic Meat Pocket Aficionado VIP

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    Excellent! You got me before the edit. Kudos
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    Herc New Member

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    Jackie was the Head Writer. And the only writer in retrospect worth a damn Howard ever had . . .

    How can you consider a former homeless Intern (Benjy) a head writer. Even though he holds that title now. Benjy is not, nor ever was funny. Howard wanted maximum marbles and got rid of Jackie. An actual head writer. For this Andy Kaufman wanna be piece of unfunny shit named Benjy. Jackie used to write pages and pages of lines during the show. Watch any E-Show when Billy West was on and was using the Jackie or Gary puppet. Jackie used to hand pages of dialogue to Billy. And Billy used to do an hour plus of material just off of the pages.

    The most Benjy contributes is 5 - 10 lines per show. As stated by Howard himself.

    You get what you pay for. And he pocketed Jackie's money. And is paying a bum like Benjy what he's worth. "Reggie Wages" . . .
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    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    Jesus Christ. :facepalm: I said that they were relying on Benjy to weed out the humor from all the painfully unfunny wastes of air time. Get it?
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    :coffee:
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    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    Listen: I'm really sorry. If I'd have realized that you'd be so butt-hurt that I just pointed out that you missed sarcasm that was so obvious Gary the Retard would have understood it that you'd actually neg rep me for it, I'd have never mentioned it. Again, I'm really sorry. Let me state for the record that you definitely don't have to be a fucking moron to have thought I meant that Benjy is a talented "writer" and qualified to be a judge of what's funny and what's lame.
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  19. Thedomina

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    I believe what you are talking about is howard's latest letterman appearance when he sent everyone an email looking for suggestions on what he should talk about.
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    Nah..
    2006 and parts of 2007 was great.
    The same day Howard had no money incentive to put an effort into the show, he mentally quit. (the merger bonus). The show declined quickly after this.

    Beth is also a big part. The Roast's where stopped thank to 2 horse jokes about Beth. She called in and was angry.

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