Jesse James Engaged Again

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  1. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    What could go wrong? This is a match made in heaven, no doubt. She is the daughter of one of the co-founders of Paul Mitchell hair products, so she is loaded.
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    Following his high profile breakups with the likes of Sandra Bullock and Kat Von D, Jesse James has set his sights on a lesser-known vixen: drag racer Alexis DeJoria. And it turns out the couple has wedding bells in their near future.


    Hollyscoop has learned exclusively that James and DeJoria are engaged. Insiders from the drag racing circuit confirm the news.


    This will be Jesse’s fourth marriage, and fifth engagement, and, no…we are not making up those numbers.


    Along with Bullock, women that Jesse has been tied to via wedlock include both Karla James and adult actress Janine Lindemulder. Also, the West Coast Choppers CEO has three children between the latter two women.


    If you’re not familiar with the name “Alexis DeJoria,†it’s probably because you’re spending more time watching E! news, rather than Spike TV. But, other than racing very fast cars, Alexis is also the daughter of John Paul DeJoria, aka the co-founder of hair care giant Paul Mitchell.
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  3. AcquiringSignal

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    A. She's ugly.
    B. West Coast choppers closed years ago.
  4. Anyonenow

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    This will NOT end well.
    (and quick)
  5. stripes

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    i like his new show about his austin texas shop but the guy talks like a weenie & kinda stupid. wish i could just bust in & outa marraiges like that without a care in the world...
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    she looks like Amy Fisher.
  7. Kamie

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    Yes...before all the surgery.
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    he's in it for the cash. jesSe's ancestors were the founding members of the KKK
  9. Macro57

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    Jesse is not a descendant of Jesse James the outlaw.
    Eric James, a true descendant, vehemently denies it...... http://www.ericjames.org/Jesse%20G%20James/index.html
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    From Sandra Bullock to... that?
  11. stripes

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    sandra bullock is no prize
  12. MasterBlaster

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    Sandra B is FINE.

    His new beau is a horseface. She must have a snapping pussy.
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    I see no tats on her so it's not exactly a match made in heaven but close I guess considering her interests.

    Stripes, you are so right! He does talk like a total weenie and it's obvious that he really is a very stupid guy (not just stupid as in making incomprehensibly stupid decisions in his personal life) but stupid as in he probably hasn't cracked open a hard cover book since skimming his high school textbooks.

    *oops, edit.. I think I see a tat on her inner arm but it could be a scar.
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    Nice find, I've seen him say that Jesse was his great great grandsomething or other, I'm thinking it was an uncle his mother had told him. His 15 mins are up anyways so does it really matter? He's already made his money, they can't sue him for any.
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    Looks like Blubber the cumsponge's ugly whore wife.. Excellent:snicker:

    " Y'all buy yer teeth at the same store? "


    F-Mutt
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    She's so fucking ugly and I bet that thick wallet is the most beautiful thing about her.
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    he mental that lad...such a poser too
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    Nathan Bedford Forrest founded the KKK..................Look it up
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    I never got her either................Or Julia Roberts
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    she looks stabby nuts
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    Tatts? Oh yeah.....She gots tatts.......
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