Jim Carrey said it best in "Me, Myself and Irene"

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  1. CaptainFrank

    CaptainFrank Well-Known Member

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    Can someone post the video where Carrey's character breaks it down for Renee Zelwigger's Character.. Seems the perfect analogy for Beff-O. The line about moving to NY to be an actress cause everyone back home told you that you were easy on the eyes... but now your on the upper east side looking for rich guys with bum tickers..

    Im kind of a computer spaz... but just saw the movie, and it seems so apropos
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    e Myself and Irene...

    Irene:

    I'm originally from Texas. Middle-class neighborhood.

    But after high school, I moved to New York, 'cause I had this thing...


    Hank:

    Let me guess. Everybody in town told you you were easy on the eyes,

    so you decided to become a supermodel.

    When you got to the Big Apple, they treated you like the worm.

    So you packed on a few pounds and started calling yourself an actress.

    Unfortunately, you can't get far without talent,

    and after a while the only bright lights you saw were the ones...

    that hit you in the face when you opened the fridge.

    That's when you got a boob job, started hanging around on the Upper East Side,

    Iooking for a rich, old man with a bum ticker...

    and waved a white flag in the face of your own self-loathing.

    How's my aim ?



    Change Texas to Pittsburgh and we have a match.
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    that was a great movie. i liked his black kids
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    Obviously written with Beth in mind!
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    Got a little extra cheese on the taco?

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