Just got my foot crushed at Farm Boy on Bank Street

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  1. Swayze

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    I was shopping for some cabbage that they had on sale and I like to buy it in bulk you see, and I accidently ran my cart into a group of jews on account of how excited I was to get as much of their cabbage stock as possible. Well, thats about the time when my life was turned upside down.

    One of the jews pulled me by my hair onto the ground and the others started SLAMMING giant frozen turkeys onto my feet and leg area and one of them eventually crushed my foot and broke it in 3 places. The pain was absolutely excrutiating and I SCREAMED so loud the manager came over and pulled me out of the melee.

    I'm just sitting in emergency awaiting my release and pain medications
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    Asshole
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    unruly fuckin' yids.
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    Damn you get hurt a lot. It may be best for you that you never leave the house. :grad:
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    Wake up, people. First they run the banks, then hollywood, now the produce section !
  8. Swayze

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    So much pain
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    OMG...did they bruise the cabbage?
  11. Swayze

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    Thats sort of funny and appropriate but I DO NOT want you taking this whole thing lightly again.
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    you ok?
  13. Billy

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    You got beat up by Jews at the store before?
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    I will not be commenting on your footwear.
  15. Swayze

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    Here's a pic of my foot from just now ^
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    those jews really took it out on your foot. Seems like a bit of an over reaction. But fuck who knows, they are jewish and all
  17. Swayze

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    Let it be known Billy is a Jew and he has negged me indicating that I should NOT drag his people down.
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    those people will get there's.....again.
  19. Billy

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    :jj: Ok. If you say so.

    Let it be known that Swayze negged me first and told me to keep my smelly Jew ass out of his produce section.
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    Was the dog bite injured more severely during this Hebrew stomping, Swayze?

    I'm praying for you.

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