Lindsay Lohan - Available for your wedding or bar mitvah

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  1. Kamie

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    [h=1]​[​IMG][/h]LiLo talent company makes desperate pitch
    Last Updated: 2:17 PM, December 17, 2012 - New York Post
    Posted: 4:40 PM, December 14, 2012
    Facing money woes, a staggering tax bill and alleged delinquency on her storage locker full of personal possessions, is Lindsay Lohan’s scrambling to make some cash?


    A talent company claiming to represent the troubled actress wants us to know their client is available for weddings and Bat Mitzvahs.


    Page Six received an email pitch from 123Talent with the subject line “Book One of Hollywood's Biggest Movie Stars Lindsay Lohan Now!†offering us the opportunity to request the presence of Lohan herself at whatever event or venue.


    In bright pink lettering, the email reminds us that “Not only is Lindsay an Actress but she is also a Fashion Designer, Model and Recording Artist.†Perhaps adding “Jail Bait†didn’t have much of a ring to it.
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    Can I get the Lindsay from Herbie or Mean Girls?
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    Free booze is free booze.
  4. Kamie

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    You want this one?
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    Sorry, you're stuck with this one:
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    Ill take Emma Stone instead
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    LiLo should just put together a lottery. 100 dollar per ticket. The winner gets to fuck her.
    (My favourite AGoGo in Pattaya had a great lottery. The winner got to bang all 80 girls working at the AgoGo including the waitresses. That is the kind of state lottery I want)

    LiLo could also make a killing with a Fleshlight. But..She already have an arab sugar daddy that she sees when she needs money. Wonder if its one of Beth's old customers.
  7. tHISisKiSSeL

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    will she insert a stick into her anus so party goers can play anal ring toss?
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Poster Of The Year

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    Would she give head to guys at a pretend bachelor party?
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    i'm 1.5 months away from 38 and just today was pretty bummed out over some fine lines that are only visible when i'm 3 inches away from the mirror. i feel a little better now.
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    It's sad, right?? That's what hard living does to ya.....
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    Can I get the Lindsay twins from Parent Trap. :evilgrin4: :giggle:
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    :pedo:
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    Their already in my basement, get your own.
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    Why doesn't she come on TSS and play Win Fred's Money. If she loses she has to get totally nude and ride the Sybian.
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    Why would anyone desecrate their wedding with that skank?
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    how much for a rusty trombone?
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    She forgot to add Master Thief & Stunt Driver to her resume
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    This . . .
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    That would be amusing.

    She's pretty close to doing that already.
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    I wanna take her to a basketball game and tape her saying something racist.

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