Listen, here is how to understand your women..

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  1. Dlist

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    When we vent..don't solve our problems...we just want to chat..
    If you are working all day, and we are staying at home with the kids...come home, feed them, draw me a bath so I can relax.then you will get sex.
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    That shit might work with guys like Baba Booey but where i'm from if you bust your ass all day at work to feed your family you shouldnt be expected to do your wifes work when you get home.
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    Preach brother . . .
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    i have never understood people wanting others to start the bath for them.
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    Kids ruin marriages.
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    Women ruin marriages . . .
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    So do lazy cunts that sit around all day watching Oprah and bullshitting with their friends on the phone about how tough their lives are and how easy their husbands is.
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    Once kids arrive that's when all the mud slinging starts about who is doing more around the home. Most of the fights are about that and money. That is why everybody should stay the fuck single.
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    I've never understood this attitude. If men feel they bust their asses all day and are married to lazy bitches, why marry them in the first place? Value a woman who makes $$$$ and has some pride, not a leech whose only ambition is to marry an easy mark with ambition.
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    So there is someone else to blame when the water isn't the expected temperature. :munch:
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    Fuck that, I shouldn't have to get my sex "in trade" from my own wife. Either she wants to do it or not.
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    So, when your husband comes home from work. Now I'm trying to picture how this works.
    Do you just stand there at the door holding the choke chain out there and he just walks in and sticks his head in it willingly?

    First off, there IS no "venting" from either of us. Period.
    If there's an issue from you or I? We can either discuss it like adults and come to a solution, or we have nothing to talk about.
    I refuse to be yelled at. And I refuse to yell at you.

    Far as I'm concerned? You wanna play that shit? You can just go down the road kicking rocks and talking to yourself.
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    At least I made one wise decision, not to have kids. Fucked up the other thing though.
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    That is your answer .
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    baths ruin marriages
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    happy wife, happy life..
    we love that you provide (however I provide for myself, so fuck that) but we still don't think b/c you bring in a paycheck we owe you a blow job..
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    That's another thing I don't get. The money fight.
    Neither one of you are able to pull money out of your ass. And one of you is just as broke as the other.

    FUCK! You're s'posed to have each others' back! You remember! The "through rich and poor" part of your vows? Remember that?

    Nah, fuck it! Go argue about money some more. (check under the mattress)

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