Lovely.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    *sigh*

    I don't know what to say, people ......... shit just happens.

    I handed my daughter a car.

    I read in the paper today about a 41 year old man hitting a pedestrian in a Pontiac Sunfire, in our local community.

    Sure enough.............my daughter lent her car to her dad. It was him.

    Car is fixed, chick is alive with broken legs.......how does one process this???

    Dipshit that never supported her shouldn't be living off of her and my efforts, let alone fucking her up forever on insurance. :suicide:
  2. Oderus

    Oderus HellDamnShitFuck VIP

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    Jesus Christ, slippy.
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan Of Sweat Gold

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    oh my
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    I have AIDS
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    gridman Slow Rollin Low Gold

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    You damn sure did somebody wrong in a past life
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    You are something else
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    *sigh*

    I know, Od. I really, really do.

    It's out of my hands though. I just tell you guys about it.
  8. Oderus

    Oderus HellDamnShitFuck VIP

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    why, god, why? Why must you continually curb stomp our slippy?
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    one gets one's ass vigorously sued :coffee:
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    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    fuck you

    I had nothing to do with this, outside of giving my daughter a car.

    Eat me.
  11. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Not in Canada.
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    Scott the Engineer feels bad foe you
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    this is a realistic possibility

    I bet I was a serious asshole.
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    I don't get one thing. You read about it in the paper? Did your daughter know about it? Was she afraid to tell you?
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    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    She keeps saying "it's not going to affect my insurance, mom"...... :facepalm:

    Of course it fucking will, when your dad is sued for a quarter of a million and he doesn't have 2 nickles to rub together. She does not yet understand how bad this is.
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    you must have been Eva Braun

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  18. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Terrified to tell me. I called her, and she busted into tears. She was WAY too scared to tell me, 'cause I told her a million times to stop lending the car to her dad.

    Of course she knew. She's the owner and licensed insurance payer. Cops called her first.
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    Raised her well.
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    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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