Marriage counseling

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  1. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    How does it go? Do you tell each other what a disappointment you've been to each other like in Festivus?
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    MASSIVE waste of time.
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    You fight the same way you do at home but you pay a stranger to watch.
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    It's stupid and fucking useless @ $400/hr.

    Don't waste your time.

    Leave.
  5. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ VIP

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    NO! If she talked like that about me, she'd get her ass fucking handed to her, instantly!
  6. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    Will there be Feats Of Strength too?
  7. Stevie

    Stevie 5-MeO-DMT VIP

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    It's worked for me.
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    Who's this faggot?? :wtf:
  9. Onion

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    Don't waste your time. The counselor will ultimately convince your wife it's all your fault.


    Get a divorce.
  10. Slippy

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    Don't forget that your significant other suddenly turns into a saint with excellent self-restraint to try to portray themselves in a light that would FUCKING MAKE THE MARRIAGE WORK IN THE FIRST PLACE IF HE ACTUALLY BEHAVED LIKE THAT.
  11. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    Aren't you divorced?
  12. gilaet

    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    :pissoff:
  13. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ VIP

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    :cwl:





    Oh, I am so glad I met my wife!! I remember those bitches! :grad:
  14. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    I think it's going to be cheaper.
  15. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ VIP

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    So, you like fingers in your butt. That doesn't tell me who you are. :no:
  16. gilaet

    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    Maybe if you listened to me once in a while we wouldn't be here.
  17. Slippy

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    It was usually only $200/hr, but we had to have an "emergency intercession" so we didn't kill each other on a weekend.

    :facepalm:
  18. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ VIP

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    Maybe if you could just understand that I don't want to spend 24 hours a day 'LISTENING', we wouldn't be here!! :bigcry:
  19. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    No, I didn't mean this was a marriage counseling thread you two :facepalm:
  20. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

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    Find some hot broad with big tits so you can stare at them while everyone is :words:

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