McAfee blogging on the lam

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  1. Ano

    Ano Dawg Supporter VIP

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    This is made for a movie

    He is blogging at http://www.whoismcafee.com/

    He has posted YouTube vids that have audio of people plotting to kill him. I don't understand the language though

    In one blog he talks about how his dogs were dug up, decapitated, and then buried again.

    Another one he talks about the disguise he wore:

    The first day I colored my full beard and my hair light grey- almost white. I darkened the skin of my face, neck and hands carefully with shoe polish and put on an LA Saints baseball cap with the brim facing backwards and tufts of the front of my hair sticking out unkempt through the band. I stuffed my cheeks with chewed bubble gum stuck to the outside of my upper and lower molars – making my face appear much fatter. I darkened and browned my front teeth. I stuffed a shaved down tampon deep into my right nostril and died the tip dark brown – giving my nose an awkward, lopsided, disgusting appearance. I put on a pair of ragged brown pants with holes patched and darned. I wore an old, ragged long sleeve shirt. I donned an old Guatemalan style sarape and toted a bag containing a variety of Guatemalan woven goods. I adjusted my posture so that I appeared a good six inches shorter than my actual height and slowly walked up and down the beach with a pronounced limp, pushing an old single speed bicycle and peddling my wares to tourists and reporters using a broken English with a heavy Spanish accent. On my second day, while peddling small wooden carvings, I nearly sold a dolphin carving to an Associated Press reporter standing at the edge of my dock. He was pulled away from my enticement by an urgent phone call.
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    does he say if he's guilty?
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    a movie for sure, posthumously
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    The silicon chip inside his head got switched to overload.
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    :yes:

    or maybe we are the crazy ones and he is innocent?!?!

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    McAfee, busted for trying to enter Guatemala illegally.
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    Yeah he got nabbed at the border
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    Oh nooeeessss!!!!!!
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    He was on Joe Rogan's podcast last week talking about all this .
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    Does Belize have the death penalty?

    GHP?
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    [h=1]Blogging On The Lam: McAfee Is Posting Updates From Guatemalan Jail[/h]
    "I am in jail in Guatemala," he writes in one post. "Vastly superior to Belize jails. I asked for a computer and one magically appeared. The coffee is also excellent.
    "Only time will tell what will happen. No one has a crystal ball. However, I would be truly shocked if I did not conduct the press conference tomorrow as I had originally planned.
    "Stay tuned.
    "I believe, by the way, that blogging from a jail cell might be a groundbreaking activity. Let's see if it catches on."

    "My lawyer just brought a judge to the jail and the judge issued a stay order until a higher judge can review the case. This effectively stops Immigration from returning me to the Belize border.
    "So..... the urgency is eased a bit."
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    This dude never stops
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    dude's brain has been fried by bath salts
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    [​IMG]
    John McAfee, with a woman described as his girlfriend, on the way into the Supreme Court in Guatemala City on Tuesday.
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    you say it's his girlfriend it looks like his boyfriend
  19. FunnyFarm2

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    From the looks of that picture, she's the guilty one.

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