My Dog Has Been Humping His Bed For 30 Minutes Straight

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  1. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    He's neutered so I'm not sure what exactly is happening over there - but he's breathing pretty heavy & his tongue is hanging out of his mouth.

    :bigthink
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    :wtf:

    I think he's having a nervous breakdown.

    :worried:
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    Voyeur!
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    He's just mimicking HC when you're not around.
  5. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    His bed has traveled across the room. One end to the other. :jj:
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    He's a horndog.
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    Is the lipstick out?
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    Is it a sexy bed
  9. keywordpk

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    HC doesn't need to hump a dog bed, does he? :eek:
  10. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I don't think it's ever been seen by either of us, in ten years.
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    Just ignore him.
  12. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    It looks crusty from over here. I'm not going near it. :eek:
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    That would fucking suck! :(
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    He's about 20 feet away from me. Kinda hard to ignore. :jj:
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    You didn't try to stop him? :dontknow:
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    He seems to be one. We're hoping this tires him out so he sleeps well tonight.
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    dude's insatiable.
  18. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I'm not that cruel. :)
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    Alberto Del Riooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Don't show him your dumpy albino ass or he'll never cum. :ulol:

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