My Mom fucked me

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    See this?



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    She bought me a fucking 12-pack of them

    A

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  2. Cheri

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    She's trying to give you a heart attack and figures this will be cheaper than taking you out for meals.
  4. Kanye West

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    jesus man:facepalm:
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    Those are gross..

    English Muffins > Croissants
  6. TagMan

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    Eat them all at one sitting, that will show her!
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    all seriousness, your mom still buys you food?
  8. Schmoopy

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    She must've been really drunk and you must've kept your Transformers hat on.
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    My mom's dead - be thankful
  10. RH Goatcabin

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    Would hit. Lol Chrizer. :jj:

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    Those things are pretty good for micro-breakfast.....
  12. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    :wtf: I knew she blew you.















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    My Mom bought me food too, she sent me bacon wrapped filets from Kansas City steaks for XMAS!

    Then I proceeded to have a little fun with the dry ice it was packed in too.

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  14. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Oh my yes.
  15. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    This is bullshit
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    Who is that curvy creature?
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    titty fuck her

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