My poor puppy had a rough day today.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Can I still call her a puppy? she's 2 now. :dontknow: She's always my baby girl, though I wanted to strangle the fucking shit out of her today.

    Had a high efficiency furnace installed, which involved 2 large burly (and yes ladies, quite cute even though neither of them looked old enough to be installing furnaces, and I felt a little dirty for checking them out) strange men in my house, and drilling holes in through my outside brick. She has an incredible fear of strange men. Maybe she's seen me yell at too many men, so feels like they are a threat to me? I'm uncertain.

    She wouldn't stop growling and barking at an incredible volume, while cowering behind my legs shaking like a damn leaf.

    I finally put her in my bedroom upstairs, but still had to listen to her bark all afternoon. When they finally left, I found her hiding under my covers on my bed (where the little toad KNOWS she's not to be). She still won't leave my feet, but has stopped trembling.

    And I got a new furnace! :cheer:
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    Oderus HellDamnShitFuck VIP

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    sorry your house is going to burn down due to an incorrectly installed furnace, Slip.
  3. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Meh Staff Member

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    [h=2]My poor puppy had a rough day today....:coffee:[/h]
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  4. fletchman71

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    Did your pup see you getting anal? That might have fucked up her psyche.
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    nazdrowie Sultan Of Sweat Gold

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    god damn, I really miss NHL hockey
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    It gets easier with time.
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    nazdrowie Sultan Of Sweat Gold

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    not really :depressed:
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    Kanye West Yeezus! VIP

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    wanna suck face?
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    not really :depressed:
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    never seen that one before
  12. Oderus

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    you motherfucker
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    sorry :bigcry:
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    It's not like they're showing any new hockey.
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    Making the Euthanasia Chamber


    If the animal is largely inactive and small enough (CO[SUB]2[/SUB]euthanasia is not recommended for animals over 10 pounds), a one-gallon jar or juice pitcher works well, or a one-gallon plastic jug could be used if the top is partially cut off so it will hinge up and can later be taped closed. A box, open only at the top and about the size of a gallon jug, could also be used. Add familiar litter (for rodents), a special toy, or whatever might comfort your pet. Making a little nest and covering it with a cloth, or wadded or shredded paper, may help calm and comfort your pet as much as possible. Covering also prevents wandering about during the final minute. If the animal were free to walk about it would begin to stagger and act drunk or confused before loss of consciousness. This is not something you want to see--not how your pet would want you to remember them, so limit your pet's ability to move about. It may even be possible to get your pet to fall asleep.
    If you are using a jar, cover the top with a piece of plastic with a hole made in it for the hose, and another small hole to allow the air to escape as the CO[SUB]2[/SUB] enters. You might want to suck on the hose to remove most of the air in the plastic bag containing the baking soda and container of vinegar before putting the hose into the euthanasia container (if you do a good job of pulling up all loose plastic, this step should not be required)......

    ....Once unconscious or unresponsive, push the hose down near the bottom of the container and pour out the remaining vinegar into the bag. When most of the fizzing subsides, you might squeeze the bag, if it seems to contain a lot of gas, to force out the remaining CO[SUB]2[/SUB]. This final flow will flood the chamber with a high concentration of CO[SUB]2[/SUB]stopping respiration in minutes if not seconds. Now cover the chamber and wait 10-30 minutes before checking (longer for amphibians or reptiles).

    http://www.alysion.org/euthanasia/2-uncategorised.html
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    :bigthink: I don't think so, but that could be a possibility. :dontknow: Wouldn't she just look at that as "doggystyle"?
  17. nazdrowie

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    you motherfucker
  18. jokeland

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    Did you flash the workers a little teet as a tip at the end of the day?
  19. Chaos

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    it's only fair:no:
  20. Popeye Saavedra

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    Have Oderus deal with her. I heard he's good with dogs. :hhh:

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