Neesie's thread! Neesie neesie!

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    I hear this is the way to go, if you're a tits-on-a-hand useless fucking poster, that can't make a thread without using somebody else's name.

    I just took a piss. Then I walked 15 steps back to my desk-chair. Then I scratched my ass.

    Now, I'm going to go wash my face. I will use Dove, and moisturizer from a fancy place that I order online. Then I will likely scratch my ass again, probably squeeze out a fart - and I'll check back in. :coffee:
  2. Bro

    Bro The Last Samurai Gold

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    Alert.
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    DarkFriday Meh Gold

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    Bro The Last Samurai Gold

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    Sexy talk.
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    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    take pics
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    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Who is she?

    Does she make the very important "Dawg's saloon" approval of long or short hair? :dontknow:
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    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    I have another question.
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    Bro The Last Samurai Gold

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    I hate short hair on chicks.
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    koam Playa' Pimp Gold

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    :lol:
  12. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Someone said something about hands on tits, I think? :dontknow:
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    Avery Well-Known Member VIP

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    nice av :rolleye:
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    Slippys thread! Slippy slippy! :cheer:
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    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    meh - fuck you - if I could pull it off, I'd do it

    My hair is a huge fucking pain to deal with.

    I cannot pull it off, however. I've hit my head too many times, and there's lumps all over it - and my ears are big. You can't tell this with long hair...........but when I was born, the nurses asked mom if she wanted them to tie me down.

    Dumbo ears.
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    Try not to get any fart on your fingers while you're scratching your ass.
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    artiesoffspring Scott's Tent VIP

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    Yes you can have some of my Chinese food.
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    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    My other question is this:

    WTF happened with GHP?

    I just noticed in Dan's thread today that she's shot dead.

    Anybody want to give me cole's/cliff's notes? Or a link? PLEASE? :depressed:
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    Wah my hair is to hard to take care of Wah

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