New blog post by Emily Stern

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  1. Johnny B

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    http://www.jewishjournal.com/emily_stern

    Each moment a world in itself, our tiny skin is a planet. Just this part of my belly, it is a planet.

    Like what is important just came to the surface. We are conceived of and convinced,

    as prayers often are, to be themselves.

    To the stars and the sea,
    what else can you be? I'm rooting for you. Enliven your dreams!

    Clear as the waters, the crystals under them, Atlantians riding the waves. Lemuria rising in a spiraling circle with seashells and mermaids. and the arc Noah built and the jewels that were planted with the sunken dreams of humanity's, Now coming down. we've got more to see.

    So, mythology comes through-- come clean with the truth dressed in her majesty, her ancestry, this dynasty:

    Hello, Sarah and Avraham.
    Heloo, monkeys and dinosours.
    Hello Grandmother's pictures
    and archelogosts' instruments,
    all that is ancient. Hello, King David.

    How are you doing? How nice is your crown!

    Hello to the sacred vestments and ritual objects and superheroes.
    To the true celebrities who are changing the earth.

    Light.
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  2. Johnny B

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    I liked the monkeys and dinosaurs part best.

    Also what's up with the "true celebrities" changing the world? More daddy issues?
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    She's batshit insane.

    That album was her cry for help.

    She should check herself into Bellevue.
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    We know that Howard is psychologically incapable of handling the Emily situation, but can't Allison get Emily's nuttiness under control?
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    Well said.
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    Very deep. I will now sell my material possessions and create an altar to the goddess of Stern.
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    I like the emphasis on "hello" as "heloo". Like you are supposed to read that line with a flamboyant affect.
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    an intervention is desperately needed, that shit aint coming from inner spirit

    [video=youtube;xaNCvrGswgo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaNCvrGswgo[/video]
    [video=youtube;vyl5Mwr84MA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyl5Mwr84MA[/video]
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    She mentions conceiving. That's a dig at her braindead stepmother who is well past being able to conceive ANYTHING. Between her ears OR her legs.


    Thank you
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    If Jackie was a Jew he would still be on the show.
    Howard loved all the Jokemans offensive stereotypical (funny!) jokes....until a heeb joke was written.....:jj:
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    Boobs please!!


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    The most amusing part of all this is that Emily is turning the saloon into a bunch of armchair literary scholars.

    For my part, I wish she would have addressed which part of the world her Zoo Za Zoo is.
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    Howard obsesses on others obsession with religion and abortion.....

    -He has a super duper Jew-Ja-Jew daughter
    -His wife would NOT get an abortion. He has to keep his condoms under lock and key.....before and after alleged sex!
    :lol:
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    She should work for Hallmark

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