Next time I break up with a guy...

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    ...I wanna do it like this! :rofl:

    [video=youtube;mrtUDosTrS0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrtUDosTrS0[/video]
     
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  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! VIP

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    That's it, we're done.
     
  5. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Mmmmmmmmm cake:coffee:
     
  6. BearShit

    BearShit Well-Known Member VIP

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    thats not funny at all
     
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    eliasbboy Moderator Staff Member

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    FatKidSullivan Well-Known Member

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    I want my 31 seconds back.

    Tell us an amusing anecdote from your life to make up for this, Slip.
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Damn Scat! I laugh my ass off every time the commercial comes on! The look on the guy's face is priceless!
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    :bigthink:

    I think I accidentally took out a mob hit on my ex-tenant last week. :dontknow:
     
  11. Oderus

    Oderus Never had to knock on wood VIP

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    Slippy, are you drunk?
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Not yet, but the night is young my friend! You?
     
  13. Oderus

    Oderus Never had to knock on wood VIP

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    No. I'm still working.
     
  14. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Well-Known Member

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    Good start. You happened to mention you wanted someone taken care of?
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    I just finished feeding all the boys supper. I do have 2 cases of beer in the garage though - I was contemplating delving into one.
     
  16. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason Gold VIP

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    Slippy I had you pegged as using one of these in your next break up

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  17. Oderus

    Oderus Never had to knock on wood VIP

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    Sounds like fun. Dig in!
     
  18. zhukov

    zhukov His brain is gone, Jim VIP

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    doesn't "breaking up" in your world include broken bones and torn cartilage?
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Not exactly - an old friend asked about him, and I told him that he'd moved out leaving me owed $2 grand, with all of his shit still in my garage. The fellow then asked if I'd settle for $1,500, which I obviously agreed to since I never expected to see a single cent of it.

    He then asked what I knew of the whereabouts of ex-tenant, which I told him. He refused to tell me how he planned to "collect" said money, said it was best that I didn't know.

    I received a call the next day from ex-tenant's boss saying that he'd received 30 phonecalls the night before, threatening him death if he didn't produce ex-tenant. :dontknow:
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster VIP

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    wobbly pop....haha
     
  21. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    I rather think the chocolate cake would make things go smoother, don't you?
     

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