nude vista looks different today. plus, i'm an hero.

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  1. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    i stopped a girl, who's a friend, from killing herself last night. 2 hours on the phone with her. she was driving around, no one knew where, drinking tequila with a bottle of oxycontin. at one point she told me she was going to drive into a semi. i actually heard her running into the woods, hiding from the sheriff, and then getting discovered by the sheriff. stressful fucking night.
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    I skimmed over it. You were talking to Shean or something?
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    I'm sure she'd appreciate you talking about the worst night of her life on the interwebs. :jj:
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    :lol: no bro. this wasn't some wanna be teenage girl who cuts herself with razors and then posts pics of it on the internet for gay attention. it was a seriously suicidal person in legit pain.
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    She may be vulnerable to a good fucking while she's down.
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    oh no now she has nothing to live for.
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    So, she heard Dawg's a beaner? I ran into the woods after i read that too. But only for like 6 minutes.
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    You and I are one.
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    Ran out of breath, huh? :jj:
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    Dinkus Mayhem. Saver of Lives. This has been a Dinkus Mayhem adventure. :up:
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    Loopy cunt.
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    You fucking rule dink. Srs. One of the best.
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    Forgot my inhaler.
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    thanks bro. i'm just a ordinary dude with a extraordinary ability to save lifes.
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    omg i forgot to tell you why i'm an hero.
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    Not jerking off while talking a girl down doesn't make you a hero.
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    omg bro you sick!
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    I have needs.

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