On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me, A god damn son of a bitch!!!

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  1. renchfrieswith

    renchfrieswith Active Member VIP

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    [video=youtube;vDM3z7I4F0U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDM3z7I4F0U[/video]

    Still cracks me up after all these years. :jj:

    On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    A god damn son of a bitch!!!
    On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    Two bloody nuts,
    And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
    On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    Three severed heads,
    Two bloody nuts,
    And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
    On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    Four rotting children,
    Three severed heads,
    Two bloody nuts,
    And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
    On the fith day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    Five gotta schmeets!,
    Four rotting children,
    Three severed heads,
    Two bloody nuts,
    And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
    On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    Six uclamings,
    Five gotta schmeets!,
    Four rotting children,
    Three severed heads,
    Two bloody nuts,
    And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
    On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    Seven chicken gizzards,
    Six uclamings,
    Five gotta schmeets!,
    Four rotting children,
    Three severed heads,
    Two bloody nuts,
    And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
    On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    Eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
    Seven chicken gizzards,
    Six uclamings,
    Five gotta schmeets!,
    Four rotting children,
    Three severed heads,
    Two bloody nuts,
    And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
    On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    Nine, and
    Eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
    Seven chicken gizzards,
    Six uclamings,
    Five gotta schmeets!,
    Four rotting children,
    Three severed heads,
    Two bloody nuts,
    And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
    On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    Ten debbie gizzards,
    Nine, and
    Eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
    Seven chicken gizzards,
    Six uclamings,
    Five gotta schmeets!,
    Four rotting children,
    Three severed heads,
    Two bloody nuts,
    And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
    On the eleventeenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    Eleventeen s.t.l.d.'s,
    Ten debbie gizzards,
    Nine, and
    Eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
    Seven chicken gizzards,
    Six uclamings,
    Five gotta schmeets!,
    Four rotting children,
    Three severed heads,
    Two bloody nuts,
    And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
    On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
    Twelve tuna-twat,
    Eleventeen s.t.l.d.'s,
    Ten debbie gizzards,
    Nine, and
    Eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
    Seven chicken gizzards,
    Six uclamings,
    Five gotta schmeets!,
    Four rotting children,
    Three severed heads,
    Two bloody nuts,
    And a god damn son of a biiiiiitch!!!!!!!
  2. Stevie

    Stevie 5-MeO-DMT VIP

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  3. renchfrieswith

    renchfrieswith Active Member VIP

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    I don't know why this cracks me up so much but I'm crying over here. :roll:
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Employee of the Year 8 Years In A Row And Counting VIP

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    So that's what Ralph Macchio did in-between The Karate Kid and My Cousin Vinny.
  5. zhukov

    zhukov His brain is gone, Jim VIP

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    lots of things are funny at 2am :rolleye:
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    Could have saved a lot of words and just started at the twelfth day.
  7. renchfrieswith

    renchfrieswith Active Member VIP

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    I used to be into the whole CKY/Jackass/skateboarding thing when I was in my teens. Just brings back funny memories, is all.

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