Once again, I will be attempting to begin a fart THIS year & extend it into 2013

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  1. 2Manboobs

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    As you may know, the last two attempts wound up falling short of their objective goal.. On New Years Eve 2010, I was mistakenly given three Gas-ex chewables instead of the Vitamin-C supplements that I requested ... And, on New Years Eve 2011, I regrettably released mud @ 11:58pm during a scheduled warm-up exercise (abruptly ending that years attempt)

    I've scheduled a 32 ounce bowl of refried beans with cheese & extra onions for dinner this evening .. And Cauliflower & Steamed Broccoli tomorrow afternoon for a late Lunch. I will also be snacking on freeze-dried Apple & Banana chips throughout this evening and into tomorrow.

    Further updates as zero hour draws nearer

    God Bless .. .. ..
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    Good luck, just don't shit yourself. That is bad luck.
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    With an equal intake of dry & wet food, I think I should reach my objective this year
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    This is very compelling.
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    this has to be the funniest thread ever. :rofl: thanks! :wigtip:
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    I just laughed like a lunatic at this :facepalm:
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    To be able to say (with 100% honesty) that I began a fart in 2012 and didn't finish it until 2013 would be the culmination of a dream for me ...
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    I wish you the best of luck in your endeavor, sir.

    Are you EST?
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    Wait, I think Moobs is West Coast :scratch:
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    What is life without goals?
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    HAL is going to jack it and come when the ball drops.
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    (To the Dick Clark remembrances montage)
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    Godspeed to you my friend.
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    if it doesn't work out blame the union workers
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    will there be pics of said fart
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    I'm in California ... I'll likely try a test run on the East Coast feed to see where I'm at, and to get my timing in sync..
    Last edited: Dec 30, 2012

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