Plot Flaw in "Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    It starts off plausible enough...

    "It's the most wonderful time of the year,
    With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you "Be of good cheer"
    It's the most wonderful time of the year!

    It's the hap-happiest season of all,
    With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings when friends come to call,
    It's the hap- happiest season of all..."




    Then BAM! Falls off track around verse 3:

    "There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting
    And caroling out in the snow.
    There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of
    Christmases long, long ago..."



    Who toasts marshmallows or tells ghost stories at Christmas??! :pissed:

    Nice job, Andy Williams. Looks like you took some of your "Christmas" lyric inspiration from a little holiday we like to call "Halloween". Good research.
    And when does anyone sit around a fire and toast marshmallows when there's snow on the ground (as you profess in verse three)? You're off by a whole TWO SEASONS on that one. By THAT rationale July 4th is also the most wonderful time of the year. So which is it?

    PWNED, faggot!
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    God I want your mouth on my cock already
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    And he has the NERVE to wear this sweater!!!

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    ...The audacity of someone who obviously knows NOTHING about holidays to wear this festive sweater! :cuss:

    What a fucking poser this guy is! Andy Williams: MYTH BUSTED ...and everybody knows it.
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    Please spread your vag and sit on my face
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    :facepalm::coffee:


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    Who doesn't :rolleye:
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    mmmmm toasty.
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    [video=youtube;80xwR3wz1pE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80xwR3wz1pE[/video]
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    Tell me I'm wrong.
    Tell me that you toast 'mallows and tell ghost stories at Christmas, and that Andy Williams is not a huge faggit who has been PWNED.

    That poser has been deceiving the country, and possibly the world for DECADES! And I, for one, am done with his faggotry! :cuss:
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    it's Christmas Chriza . . . if you want that need to hang mistletoe first.
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    Deverrant, I put up a lot of bullshit on these here internets. I get called a fat faggot my mother and wife are called whores on a daily basis. I can handle all that but I'll be god damned if I'm going to sand by and watch you create a thread where you talk shit about Andy Williams! You want go? Let's go girl!
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    I'm pretty sure the biggest flaw was that the :quote:anus was not prepared:quote:. At least that's the way I saw it. :dontknow:
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    I guess I just enjoy the season and the song so much I never gave it any thought. :coffee:


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    What. You're sticking up for this poser asshat? Tell me how often you roast marshmallows and tell ghost stories at Christmas.



    ...aaaand boom goes the dynamite.

    You were pwned faster than he was, fagit. :dancin:
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    I want to roast marshmallows on Dev's farts
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    crass. :what:
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    also poserish, faggotry and you are pwned.
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    Yea, that's right. Hater's gonna hate.

    And other stuff.

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