*** Robin Theory #235

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    There are many theories why Robin hasn't been in the studio but I think I got it this time.

    1) Gravity finally up and quit. It really did this time. Not kidding. It simply gave up and could not bear Robins weight.

    2) The space-time continuum could no longer alter reality to maintain a stable "34." (Stuff like "He's not a movie star.." "He wasn't a Hero.. He was just doing his job.." "some 9/11 victims were cowards.." "Funnelling coffee into my ass is healthy and normal..." Shit like that.)

    With these simple calculations I think I may be on to something here.

    1) ds[SUP]2[/SUP] = āˆ’(1 āˆ’ 2M/r) dt[SUP]2[/SUP] + 1/(1 āˆ’ 2M/r) dr[SUP]2[/SUP] + r[SUP]2[/SUP] dĪ©[SUP]2 + [/SUP](a) = f(1/x) = g (x) replacing p^2 by x

    2) 34

    So Robin is not really at home. She has been transmitting via ISDN from within a protective static warp bubble at the Large Hadron Collider near Geneva Switzerland. Pretty sure I am right this time.

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    OMFG. Such a great movie.. :)

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