Rolling Stones' Ronnie Wood married a hottie

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    It's not about the money. :jj:
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    NotMyBro Civilian Again Staff Member Gold

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    Or she's into 100 year old walking skeletons with a face that can melt walls.
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    PumpkinBeer700 New Member Shot Dead

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    looks ok to me
















    :no:
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    yippeekyaa Active Member VIP

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    Lets see....

    Bent Knee, check
    Wonky eye, check
    Joker like smile, check
    Nose job, check

    She clearly graduated from the Beth O. Stern School of Golddiggery.
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    Will Howard have the balls to even reference this?
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    why would anyone with money get married. i don't get it, she wasn't going anywhere
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    Party in the Hamptons. :cheer:
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    It has never, ever made sense to me at all. Some dudes just have to be married. I'm still shocked that Ronnie Wood has been clean and sober for 3 years.
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    he's a rock star, which goes a long way. i'd hit it, no expensive gifts needed. i'd do it for the bragging rights.
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    Let's see his face is caved the fuck in and she's marginally attractive at best, in that Pam from The Office first 3 seasons kind of way. Her lower body strength and unique ability to carry him to bed or lift him into his chair were factors I don't doubt.

    I think what happens to a lot of these guys is the endless parade of eastblok whores gets tiring, only so many lower G.I.'s you can plunder or droning russian accents to be tolerated before the stink of asshole hanging around the air has suddenly gotten stale. And then there is, ofcourse, having to hide all the shiny shit and making them clap their hands when they're in another room. Nobody needs that headache.

    I think she seemed like a safe bet to him and for him that's good. She'll poison him slowly.


    Pictured: Rebecca Blake, arrested today in Dubai for prostitution and intoxication after a 10 hour drinking binge and caught fucking in a cab. But THE MAMS SLAY POLAR BEARS
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    Didn't he have some 17 year old blonde ( who he met at 13), or do I have him confused w another stone?
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    No prenup's in Britian........That's why she has that great big smile.......
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    Bill Wyman married a sixteen yr old when he was in his fifties.......
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    Ahhh that's it....smoking hot if I remember
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    She'll have a great time wheeling him around in a chair and wiping his ass.
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    Ordinarily I'd say something along the lines of golddigger old fart millionaire scumbags but in this case I agree with Robert Higgins post above. Woody might not be an original member, but he's one degree removed from Mick and Keef and he's definitely seen some shit. That alone has to count for a whole lot.
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    In Crossfire Hurricane Ron Wood seems like he the is the Stone who enjoys his life the most.

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