SCOTT!! Congratulations

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  1. joyceface

    joyceface Queen of Everything VIP

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    Congratulations to Scott Salem on his sanctioned 300 perfect score! :hat: A person could bowl their whole life and never see that! No way is there a black cloud any more!
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    Way to go Brown Fingers.....Tck....Tck
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    [video=youtube;vYB9TihuN3s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vYB9TihuN3s[/video]
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    joyceface Queen of Everything VIP

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    You get a diamond ring [​IMG]
    Last week I got a keychain :(
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    Something Hamptons will never achieve.......
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    joyceface Queen of Everything VIP

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    He really never could. You'd have to leave your house and go somewhere where there are other people and get good at something for real. Can't photoshop your scores.
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    NotMyBro Moderator Staff Member

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    ten cigarettes times ten minutes how long is that?
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    howie has his own alley, no need to leave.
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    That's his good karma returning to him, after being forced to listen to Emily's album over & over again.
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    joyceface Queen of Everything VIP

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    An alley in the home like that is nothing to compare to real bowling alley with difficult lane conditions. His is just a toy.
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    Gusbuss Active Member VIP

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    I love Scott. He is a real part of the HSS. Not like these new douchebags like DTPL and ANE. I feel sorry for Scott even though he is an idiot.
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    joyceface Queen of Everything VIP

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    His fit in the hall and pushup saga were epic.
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    Bet the pins all fall down automatically too. 300 every time.
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    Really? That's fantastic! Good for Scott. A 300 game is like a hole in one in golf- you could play your whole life and never do it.

    I wish there was video but he TOLD GANGE NO TO USE THE FUCKIN' TAPE!!!!!!!!!!
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    He pays a guy to keep his perfect score for him. You know how he is at math.
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Poster Of The Year

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    Unfortunately he is going to get bitched out by Howard on Monday and say he obviously doesnt have
    enough work to do since he has the time to go and bowl a perfect game.

    And Scott when he does this, please stand up for yourself and tell him to go ZOO ZA ZOO himself!


    Congrats Scott!
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    Did you get 300 too?
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    And the nominees for Howard Stern sportsman of the year are...

    - Scott the Engineer, for being a really good league bowler...
    - Howard Stern, for publicly jogging despite chicken legs and a turkey neck and...
    - Will Murray, for going to a Phillies game.
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    No. I've seen people do it maybe 4 or 5 times and it IS a big deal. The whole place gets quiet, and it is frowned upon to keep bowling when someone is approaching a 300 score. So everyone stops and watches. Scott held it together for once!

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