Share your best Christmas tips and tricks in this thread

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  1. KOC

    KOC Voted Least Like a Spider VIP

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    - A lot of people are opting for bourbon in their egg nog, but I still find dark rum is the way to go.
  2. The Gas Face

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    Drink before you meet up with your family/friends.
  3. KOC

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    Sleep with one eye open (clutching yallses pillow tight).
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    try avoiding it like the plague
  5. KOC

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    We have a winner.
  6. Super Mario

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    I just wait and bed and have that bitch of a mom give me my Christmas presents and egg nog after the parade.
  7. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE Well-Known Member

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    If I don't get what I want I find that throwing gifts across the room , then holding my breath while laying on the floor kicking , motivates my fam into getting me the gift i wanted .
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    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    that was always a bad idea for me. really bad. :eek:
  9. KOC

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    Everyone else in this thread is joking.
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    FOXXXONE Well-Known Member

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    I think I may cook my turkey today . It's just me and my girl doing dinner today and I love turkey dinner .
  11. KOC

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    You can do like Paulie in Rocky and get drunk and throw it out the window.
  12. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE Well-Known Member

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    Truth serum? :p
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    I might take some cooking pics , give Dan a Christmas bump in his thread
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    :jj:
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    After larges dinners with the inlaws, grab the recliner closest to the fireplace and have yourself a nice hour long nap......You miss all the drama and give the bastids something to be pissed about :c

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