Shittens is on Dlisted

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by aquadog, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. aquadog

    aquadog Well-Known Member

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    Its their "caption this" photo of the day.
    http://dlisted.com/2013/08/16/the-caption-this-contest-for-august-16th/
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  3. Dlist

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    http://dlisted.com/2013/08/16/the-caption-this-contest-for-august-16th/

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    it makes shitting so much fun
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    High Five!
  6. Gromit

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    "cause poop is gross"

    can't say I disagree
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    Who needs 5 fingers to wipe their ass? just sayin'
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    When the fuck did toilet paper stop doing the job?
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    "Robin, I need my baby wipes"
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    Ugh, when he made that comment about carrying them in his purse, I wanted to reach in the computer and slap him.
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    Howard gets the remnants out by sticking his finger deep inside his butt-hole. I am shocked he is not promoting this brand. :grad:
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    Fired Tim sabien approved!!
  13. telecaster

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    Off Topic but Poop related: Having to shit after just taking a shower is the worst fucking thing known to man, your butthole is already clean for the day...it sucks... Next to having to wake up when you're sleeping to take a dump is the second worst. (next to shitting your pants)
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    Do what Benjy does... Jump back in the shower and clean your rear out :grad:
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    how about this one...

    you get up in the middle of the night to go take a piss. while doing so you blast an impressive wet fart and go back to bed. you awake in the morning to take your beginning of the day piss. when you pull down your underwear, it peels off your ass where it is splattered with partially dried shit.
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    You sound like some sort of magician, getting it done with 4 fingers or something. Don't you understand how important the thumb can be?
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    That's what the bathroom sink is for. Or so I hear.
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    "honey, I have a present for you and yo stinkin ass"
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    And upon closer examination... :nooo:

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    Whoa!! Stop the clock...what is going on in that vag that maggots are circling???:omg:

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