Show of hands: who would actually say "yes" to this????

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    "I'm seriously not in the mood, my head is nowhere close to sex right now. I've been up since 12:30 this morning, I'm stressed about finishing up Christmas, and I'm exhausted. That being said baby, I don't think a polite sexual partner should ever say no, so I'll go upstairs take off my pants and spread my legs for you, if you really want me to."

    SERIOUSLY - who would REALLY say "yes" to that????
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    good lord, take it easy
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason Gold VIP

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    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    It's a real question.
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason Gold VIP

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    I have to ask slippy. Do you think the anyone has ever said yes to you under similar conditions?
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    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    i'm 59 and you are what like 32,of course.
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    Gwarn1 Well-Known Member VIP

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    You're not serious are you?
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    Oderus Never had to knock on wood VIP

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    what was the question again?
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  13. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Can I kick it?!?! VIP

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    depends on how often you use excuses to avoid sex.
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason Gold VIP

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    :iohi5:
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    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    It's not the same for guys. If they really aren't in the mood, and their head isn't in the game (pun intended) - their dick doesn't get hard. So I would have to say "no".
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    This is no laughing matter!

    Actually.........it kinda is. I was just shocked when he took me up on the offer.
  17. Bye You!

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    most men i know...because all they hear is what's in bold.
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    Splash Huge Member Gold

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    I would never make you go upstairs
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    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    You clearly didn't read my post well. I don't say no, I don't use excuses. But I'm honest about what I'm bringing to the bed, at the moment.
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    not with that attitude missy........i need to be romanced. :fil:
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    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    What Bye just said :p

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