SNL Cold Open Last Night

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    heartbreaking to hear sleep in heavenly peace from those kids...
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    Martin Short was good
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    i fell asleep as usual
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    people watch shows like that to have a laugh and not a reminder
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    I was at a Christmas party last night and during one of the raffle/door prize things she went on a tangent about how everyone was together but don't forget the victims in CT, etc. It was kind of uncomfortable... I don't know, maybe that's the point.

    Or maybe it just sounded weird because she was shitfaced...
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    Yeah wtf was that?
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    if anyone is interested, today at 4pm is the first SNL after 911 on VH1-classic
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    the news is the worst
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    i remember that with Giuliani
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    The most important thing is that everyone worships Jesus Christ on Christmas.
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    I tend to agree, but I really thought this was very touching
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    I switched channels after I found out Martin Short was hosting
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    I was out. Im curious to hear how he did. He seems better equipped to be part of the old guard of SNL alum
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    Spoken like someone who has never had my prime rib.
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    Wow, that article and this thread are both a fucking stretch.......


    You mean kids sang a Christmas carol on a Christmas special?? :rolleye:
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    I approve of your desire to worship a nice jewish black boy: goyim should show such reverence to all jews (well, maybe not to the israelis) and we might start giving you the family discount.
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    There is football on, faggot.
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    this

    BTW i didnt mind the opening number, but they bleeped out samual jackson cursing for the west coast feed

    and martin short was very funny

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