So I am at Subway.......

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  1. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    And there is a black dude making the sandwiches, is it racist to ask for white bread?

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    DrivenByDemons Reproductive Specialist VIP Poster Of The Year

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  3. JJR

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    No, it's just immature. What are you 11? White bread? Srs?
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    HAL ☉_☉ VIP

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    calling the whole wheat bread "Reggie bread" would be racist
  5. Stevie

    Stevie 5-MeO-DMT VIP

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    Subway doezznt have white bread...
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    Splash Huge Member Gold

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    Ask for honkey bread and wink then nob and say Obama and fist bump. Then throw out the sandwich as soon as you outside and then move
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    Stevie 5-MeO-DMT VIP

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    Thatzz fucking stupid...
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    HAL ☉_☉ VIP

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    that may of been one of the shittiest posts ever
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    6" Italian (White) Bread - From Subway's site. Just ask for the Italian and you're golden.

    Or, walk right the fuck out once you realize a black guy us going to be making your sandwich.
  11. idiotbox

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    only if you're in blackface.
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    :ballhit:
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    A black guy that works at subway...you should give him nikkerz phone number.
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    lickety split New Member Shot Dead

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    Who asks for white bread at Subway?
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    Stevie 5-MeO-DMT VIP

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    Eyetalians arent really white though right?
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    Tell him this is the first time you got something in return when you gave a black guy money in a subway. :rs:
  17. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I ended up getting the spic chick anyways, lucked out.
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    Splash Huge Member Gold

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    I happily take take it then through it on the roof once i get outside. Theres like 30 sandwiches on the roof cause the blacks cabt keepma consistent schedule
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    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    ask him how the turkey gobbler is ;)
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    Heh.

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