So Nikki called me from Jail.....

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  1. AnimalGod

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    Turns out her and John got into it after Nikki drank for the first time in 2 months. She says she was not really drunk and that john mistook her moving the keyboard as her trying to smash it and choked her she subsequently bit him and the police were called. She called me from jail at 5:00 am to say she would be arraigned the following day. Luckily for her no charges were pressed and she was let go. She called me and I picked her up and we chilled most the day. She wanted to stay but that was out of the question. I had one of my drivers take her back to the black cowboys place. Which is where she will be staying for the immediate future.
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    I had chicken salad for lunch
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    thanks for the update
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    No prob
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    this thread is going to put up monster numbers
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    Lettuce?
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    chicken salad is risky; mayo can be bad
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    What about using a light ranch dressing?
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  11. Dick Gozinya

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    As long as he keeps bumping in. Hope it gets deleted before that, though.
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    when they spell it "lite", i worry
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    I was thinking light mayo.
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    on the other hand, i'm not bothered by "donut"
  15. Dick Gozinya

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    Cheaper on the ink at the printers.
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    Not if it's Dukes mayo.
  17. Dick Gozinya

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    Same reason.
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    yeah, they start goin' cheap at the printers, next thing you know, you're eating pigeon salad like chriza is
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    im going to have sex tonight
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    nigga, i had sex this morning!

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