Stern talks about girlfriend(Beth) and marriage 05-07-01

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  1. Nemo

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    From Artie's first day during the Jackie chair auditions....05-07-01

    (2 clips....I edited out about 15 minutes in between these clips.....non Beth related)
    -Multi millionaire Howard and Beth with coupons go out to dinner.
    -Callers and Stern studio confront Stern about 'girlfriend' and marriage

    [video=youtube;4nSRFFNdLUg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nSRFFNdLUg[/video]
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  2. Promo Cutter

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    Great clip. It's interesting how back then Gary and John were saying that Howard didn't stay single long then and really didn't bang that many chicks. Now, Gary says stuff like "Man you went crazy back then. You went on a mad tear."

    I don't get why there has to be so much revisionist history. I know everyone has said this a thousand times but Howard should just be honest. What would be wrong with saying "I banged a few chicks when I got single but I quickly realized I wanted to be in a long term relationship again"?
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    :secret: because his ego needs to save face and "make up" the humiliation of marrying Beth and the way she changed the "arrangement", dried up, stays out most every night, and basically hangs out in the place where he isn't most of the time

    So now he was a master cocksman who was "all fucked out" by the time he met Beth and just wanted to settle down to a deep, meaningful relationship.

    :surprised:

    :backlol:

    The lie might work not seem as ludicrous had he chosen allowed himself to be reeled in by someone with at least an ounce of depth and meaning.
  4. Snotty

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    In essence Hamptons, Go talk that shit to someone who'll believe it................
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    a year or so ago, Howard suddenly revealed he banged models in college, too.
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    Wonder whether he permits her to see him without his "hair system" on
    :bigthink
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    good question...I say no. He gets ready he shuts the door and only the stylist is allowed in.
  8. joe361

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    Beth speaks fluent French. :facepalm:
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    AND German AND Spanish...oddly he left out Arab.
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    Maybe BethO "dealt" with Algerian oil barons exclusively. Most of those guys still speak French...
  11. Free Food

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    Ralphie Cakes at 20:55: "He (Howard) won't get married again; he's not that stupid."
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    Howard: you can bet me a million dollars (i'll not get married)
    Robin: i'm not going to bet you, because you won't do it, just so you can keep the money :lmao:
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    He now says he banged "Models" in college, his father was rich and successful, and Beth is a "Supermodel" and a "English Major" . . . :facepalm:
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    such pathetic lies
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    But he never told us if she speaks Polish? Which if your 100% Polish first generation in North America should be a given . . .

    - - -

    P.S. I would luv to be able to understand Polish just to hear her family talk shit about Howard in their native tongue behind his back. And vice versa when his Faggot daughters talk in their native Heeb tongue about Beth behind her back . . .
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    He almost got fired for having too much sex
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    :lol:
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    He was the envy of the entire campus in college..........................where he apparently dated college-models...........................and he was almost fired from early DJ gigs for banging too many chicks.........................at work, I suppose. I doubt the program director followed him home and kept tabs on the turnstile coming-and-goings of women there.

    Since he met Allison in college, I suppose he's admitting to serial adultery.

    You can tell how much sex he's not having and never did have by the size of his lies.
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    That was a great clip - Thanks Nemo.:)
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    His father was rich, that's no lie. It kills Howard that his parents can still take care of themselves, look back his soup story during the hurricane if you need proof.

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